JaH BLaZe 2010

kickin knowledge to little nephew

2010-04-23T13:57:00.000-07:00

just got the call. this is what they want me to do. so my little nephew is gona be suspended from school this whole week comin up and my sister wants me to come over they house on sunday and kick knowledge to him. im not sure what she want me to do right just yet. i dont know if she want me to pull out some scared-straight type-bizness on the kid and tell him what life is gona be like if continue to act the fool. he basically got suspended for getting into a fuckin fight. thats normal to me. thats nothin out the ordinary to me. but thats just me. her and her whole house is like on some conservative-black huxtable type shit. so to her and her husband who never had fistfights in they whole lives , this is some diffrent type of behavior. and thats where i come in i guess. i got to make it real unattractive to the kid , who i think is cool and is getting along just fine in his little world and make my life look like he better stay on the better and more comfortable path. i prolly just gonna come in and be all hungry actin like wheres the food because i didnt have any money for food because i lost it all in a dice game. then ill tell the kid i been unemployed for a year and sometimes i got to scrap metal that i find in junk yards and all kinds of places just to make the rent. all this because i used to get into fights at school and never followed direction.

disapointed

2010-02-23T06:17:00.000-08:00

im disapointed with niggas. nowadays niggas dont know shit about anything. all you can expect to hear from a dude is who won the game last nite and who put up those numbers. otherwise dont rely on a nigga to be able to explain anything about new government policy. niggas like being dumb now. its like some cool shit or whatever. a nigga will be like, yeah mahfucka i dont know thats whats really good.

im disapointed with bitches. nowadays bitches want everything from you. they expect you to take them out, wine em dine em and send em home with a good time without dem opening up dem legs for me. look here, i want you to wet my dick up and get me to bust at least twice before i take you home. but you want to eat a porterhouse steak and tiramusu, maybe see a movie too on my dough and you wont take this dick up in your kidney?

im disapointed with myself. another year has rolled by i aint even saved up some money again. i planned on having at least 10K in the bank for some things i need to do this summer but i done fucked it up. its all good. ill make that bank somehow someway. even if it means robbing niggas. because sometimes a nigga will just be sitting on something extravagant looking all dazed and shit. thats when me and big cray gonna come in with the burners and ski masks like whatwhat bitch, throw everything in the bag niggas.

I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning

2010-01-01T12:05:00.000-08:00

I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning , i got out the cab and dropped my wallet between the curb and the street. The street was crazy wet from what left from the snowfall and my whole wallet was fucked the fucked up bad. Evrything got wet. So i put it in my coat side pocket because i didn't want the lower pockets to get wet. And i go in my building and its real quiet in there. Evrybody was sound asleep after bringing in the new year i guess. Now im just a couple of flights away from getting out of those clothes and into that warm comfortable bed. it wasn't a great nite that i could say. I didn't get pussy or anyting like that. And im entering the apartment and i realize i dont got my fuckin wallet again. i go backwards the way i came in up from the stairs to see if i dropped it somewhere in the building. its gotta be in the mahfuckin building im thinking. im on the second floor. nothing. i go down to the first floor and the entrance. fuckin nothing. then i hear this bitch. she say, "you want your wallet back?' and plus she got that evil laugh at the end. i turn around to see who the fuck this is and its this old fat bitch with the door to her apartment wide open. she just standing there holding it open with her big fat right arm. she this old Spanish lady who mad crazy. i once told her to stay in her fuckin cave because she was complaining on the day i moved in a big screen HD TV and i had to leave the front door open to get it in. so this crazy bitch now tellin me if i want my wallet back i have to go inside her place and 'get it from her' she said she was lonely on new years day and she dont want to go enta another decade without some lovin. im thinking ima just gonna approach her with the sexy ness and then grab the wallet out her hand and fuckin be out. i walk to the bitch and im smiling all strong all cool and then i go for the swipe and the bitch acted quick and threw it over her shoulder. im like dam, do i really got to fuck with this?

she had thrown my shit behind the couch and i seen it clearly. i played it off like i was now just gonna walk around and check out her space but she was being mad defensive and guarding me like i was going for the board. so when i go to pick up my wallet she stepped right on top of it with her fuckin foot. i lost my cool and said, 'dam, now why dont you just stop fuckin around and give me back my shit im not playin no more'
the bitch laughed. now she gonna be on some like what the fuck happened here type shit. im not proud of what i had to do next. just gotta say i HAD to do it. she had the wallet in her left hand. i ran right up to her and dead-armed her. she dropped the wallet right quick onto my feet as she started to scream and holla. then i called her out, i said look at me. i said, thats what you get for fuckin with other peoples shit. too bad you had to learn as old as you be. happy new year bitch

kate + 8 - jon

2009-11-27T23:00:00.001-08:00

i got ideas. because i be travelin and seeing diffrent things. i just maybe know the world and shit.
heres one idea. they got all these reality series tv shows. they all the same , and not even close to being real.
they had that jon & kate + 8 and that was type popular for a minute
then jon & kate started beefing and broke the fuck up
so they should have now . . kate + 8 - john.
just have the cameras following her and them 8 brats around until she either
a. find herself a crazy mahfucka whos gonna fill jon shoes
or b. just start drinkin and drankin on some anna nicole smith shit

thats good tv i think.

kenny the crackheads back

2009-11-27T16:19:00.000-08:00

this is some bullshit. the nigga kenny that i told yall i bought his life away from me approached me yesterday on 125th. i mean with all due respect, it is 1-2 Five and theres always somebody on it but i done told this penguin to step off from me like months ago. but he still wanna try to come up to me like yo i just need a few dollars cause im in a situation.
i said, there aint no situation.
period.
i got nothin for you clown
now fall back
and then i turned around and bounced
some bullshit. on thanxgiving too.
fuckoutahere.

world series bound

2009-10-25T21:04:00.000-07:00

its the turnpike series
yanks vs. the returning champions.
philadelphia phillies
its the turnpike series
good times

its columbus day

2009-10-10T21:40:00.000-07:00

day after tomorow we americans can take the day off , to celebrate that dude , chris columbus who discoverd america. but he aint discoverd america. it was amerigo vespuci before him. and mad others. it was chris columbus who sailed over on 3 ships. the pinta, the nina the santamaria. that shits a nice little tale really but fuck all that cause the census is back.

this time its personal we got them mexicanos to account for in the south. we got lots of govt programs being put together to make a busy programed govt.The 2008 population estimate for the United States is 304,059,724. ima betting man and ima say in 2 years the census comes back 2 mil more. evrybody havin babies. im seeing it all over. they opened a new babies r us where circuit city used to be
2 mil more. thats my prediction

dont get this twisted, it aint me

2009-06-14T20:28:00.000-07:00

Michael Clifford, Alias “Jah Blaze” Charged for Murder

On Thursday the 12th of March 2009, about 2:00pm, Michael Clifford, alias “Jah Blaze” of Delcer, Choiseul, was charged by police, for the Murder of Anthony St.Clair, 24 Years also of Delcer, Choiseul. The charge was preferred at the Boredelais Correctional Facility, where he is currently serving a term for the possession of firearm.

The incident involving the death of Anthony St.Clair occurred between Saturday the 19th of June 1999 and Thursday the 24th of June 1999, at the Gros-Piton, Union Vale, Choiseul.

A Warrant of arrest in the First Instance was issued for the arrest of Michael Clifford, until he was arrested by members of the Special Services Unit (S.S.U.), who intercepted the vehicle he was traveling on, near the Vigie round-about, about 8:00pm, on Monday the 16th of February, 2009.

Michael Clifford is scheduled to make an appearance in court, on Monday the 16th of March 2009, in relation to the Charge.

Michael Clifford alias “Jah Blaze”

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yoga girl

2009-06-10T14:58:00.000-07:00

true story, one day i was just walkin down the street somewhere downtown just boppin listenin to my ipod and i passed by this yogi class. yo. i saw mami in there like she had divine light shinin all upon her spandexed ass. i mean godamn she was fly like them glowin bugs in the summertime my lord.

so i just had to go in there. i opened the door and fuckin windchimes bangin all into the glass makin my entrance all official. ok. so then i go to the mats where all the ladies are twisted up and such like tight little fleshpretzels and then i seen her. im like, ay. whatsgood honey? and she looked at me funny. and i say. thats okay. i seen you from outside, feel me? you had your legs over your face thats prolly why you didnt see me but i just wanna know if we can go grab a cup of coffee after class. she said she had to go back to work and i say dam honey, you gave up a lunch break for pressin your pretty face up against a rubber mat? thats bugged. but ok shorty, do you. maybe some other time then. and i then i cut outta there.

peace crackhead kenny

2009-06-04T18:55:00.000-07:00

you know how when you havin a good day and that good day is just you shinin. feelin good. feelin like nothin can get to you? then one penguin mahfucka gonna have to come along and change that all up on you.

this is how my june 4th went yall.
woke up. took a piss. showered. brushed my teeth. threw on some gear. stepped out the door and i know i forgot to grab my phone. took care of that then back out on my grizzle.
and i aint gonna front. i been working out on some real good girl who got some real good Vicious.
been hittin that for days yall. so that got me in a real good mindframe i guess. a nigga like me is walking around with that glow. ha.

first thing i needed to do was call up my man earl. earl had some information for me to hear and once he put me up on things , now i can catch a nice little breakfast or something from this little bagel shop joint around the way.
the first problem was the line. there was mad people in line just waiting for food. kind of like a disappointment , because i feel like my life is a fuckin movie and shit like a good old romantic comedy with happy white soft rock music in the soundtrack playing.
so thats got me on a ten minute or more setback. then right out of nowhere comes this nigga kenny. and kenny is really really cracked the fuck out. i mean, kenny is a mahfuckin crackhead mahfucka and he in the bagel shop doin heavy cinematic dramatics with me now. this is not good at all. all up in the scene loud as a mahfucka talkin about how he just need a coupla dollars for breakfast and shit. and believe me , i know how to handle crackheads. you gotta treat em like thrown out garbage. sort out the mess, then put it all together and put a twisty tie on top to keep it together. and i know how to handle this crackhead kenny. see, kenny and i go way back to elementary school. he was the mahfucka in the back of miss vaughn's first grade class eating glue and sniffing glitter. the nigga always been into somethin.

im like , kenneth. now i got duke's attention. thats some shit his momma and poppa only call him when he was in some shit.
i said, i want you to do you and leave me alone for now on. dont come up on me bothering me. dont talk to me. dont even look at me from across the street. now im gonna give you this fifty. this fifty is you agreeing to what i just done told you. you feel me? i want to you say i understand what this fifty means.
and kenny went to grab the fifty dollar bill, but i pulled back and said , nuh uh , i want you to tell me you understand that you not to ever be approaching me, talkin to me anymore. and if you do, thats your ass for real.

so he said, yeah i understand and i gave the fool the fifty and he was outta there quick like a crack hit heartbeat.

back by popular demand

2009-06-01T03:11:00.000-07:00

yes yes. i'm back. new blog. you know how i gets down.
but just like any of them well made HBO series , it's only right to get y'all back up to speed

- 1. i'm JaH BLaZe. i'm a entreperneur. do all kinds of jobs here and there. this and that. i make money any which way i can really. and i travel. been around the world and shit. niggas in west london are my peoples and i dont feel comfortable in asia. no offense to them big-assed asian hoes, me love you hoes long time.

- 2. from time to time i will keep yous updated on the day-to-day side of things. that means altercations with penguins and birds who want to flap their feathers at me. this is JaH BLaZe , not no on-the-scene blog reporter nigga.

- 3. if you feel the need to hate , just take that shit to a messageboard you ostrich leg poke around in the sand type bitch.

- 4. this shit is intraactive, leave me questions if you want and if i feel like it, i will answer them. dont do anything you wouldnt want me to do to you and we cool. thats it and its all set like a blackberry with a 1-year hook-up