I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning

I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning , i got out the cab and dropped my wallet between the curb and the street. The street was crazy wet from what left from the snowfall and my whole wallet was fucked the fucked up bad. Evrything got wet. So i put it in my coat side pocket because i didn't want the lower pockets to get wet. And i go in my building and its real quiet in there. Evrybody was sound asleep after bringing in the new year i guess. Now im just a couple of flights away from getting out of those clothes and into that warm comfortable bed. it wasn't a great nite that i could say. I didn't get pussy or anyting like that. And im entering the apartment and i realize i dont got my fuckin wallet again. i go backwards the way i came in up from the stairs to see if i dropped it somewhere in the building. its gotta be in the mahfuckin building im thinking. im on the second floor. nothing. i go down to the first floor and the entrance. fuckin nothing. then i hear this bitch. she say, "you want your wallet back?' and plus she got that evil laugh at the end. i turn around to see who the fuck this is and its this old fat bitch with the door to her apartment wide open. she just standing there holding it open with her big fat right arm. she this old Spanish lady who mad crazy. i once told her to stay in her fuckin cave because she was complaining on the day i moved in a big screen HD TV and i had to leave the front door open to get it in. so this crazy bitch now tellin me if i want my wallet back i have to go inside her place and 'get it from her' she said she was lonely on new years day and she dont want to go enta another decade without some lovin. im thinking ima just gonna approach her with the sexy ness and then grab the wallet out her hand and fuckin be out. i walk to the bitch and im smiling all strong all cool and then i go for the swipe and the bitch acted quick and threw it over her shoulder. im like dam, do i really got to fuck with this?

she had thrown my shit behind the couch and i seen it clearly. i played it off like i was now just gonna walk around and check out her space but she was being mad defensive and guarding me like i was going for the board. so when i go to pick up my wallet she stepped right on top of it with her fuckin foot. i lost my cool and said, 'dam, now why dont you just stop fuckin around and give me back my shit im not playin no more'
the bitch laughed. now she gonna be on some like what the fuck happened here type shit. im not proud of what i had to do next. just gotta say i HAD to do it. she had the wallet in her left hand. i ran right up to her and dead-armed her. she dropped the wallet right quick onto my feet as she started to scream and holla. then i called her out, i said look at me. i said, thats what you get for fuckin with other peoples shit. too bad you had to learn as old as you be. happy new year bitch