kickin knowledge to little nephew

just got the call. this is what they want me to do. so my little nephew is gona be suspended from school this whole week comin up and my sister wants me to come over they house on sunday and kick knowledge to him. im not sure what she want me to do right just yet. i dont know if she want me to pull out some scared-straight type-bizness on the kid and tell him what life is gona be like if continue to act the fool. he basically got suspended for getting into a fuckin fight. thats normal to me. thats nothin out the ordinary to me. but thats just me. her and her whole house is like on some conservative-black huxtable type shit. so to her and her husband who never had fistfights in they whole lives , this is some diffrent type of behavior. and thats where i come in i guess. i got to make it real unattractive to the kid , who i think is cool and is getting along just fine in his little world and make my life look like he better stay on the better and more comfortable path. i prolly just gonna come in and be all hungry actin like wheres the food because i didnt have any money for food because i lost it all in a dice game. then ill tell the kid i been unemployed for a year and sometimes i got to scrap metal that i find in junk yards and all kinds of places just to make the rent. all this because i used to get into fights at school and never followed direction.

disapointed

im disapointed with niggas. nowadays niggas dont know shit about anything. all you can expect to hear from a dude is who won the game last nite and who put up those numbers. otherwise dont rely on a nigga to be able to explain anything about new government policy. niggas like being dumb now. its like some cool shit or whatever. a nigga will be like, yeah mahfucka i dont know thats whats really good.

im disapointed with bitches. nowadays bitches want everything from you. they expect you to take them out, wine em dine em and send em home with a good time without dem opening up dem legs for me. look here, i want you to wet my dick up and get me to bust at least twice before i take you home. but you want to eat a porterhouse steak and tiramusu, maybe see a movie too on my dough and you wont take this dick up in your kidney?

im disapointed with myself. another year has rolled by i aint even saved up some money again. i planned on having at least 10K in the bank for some things i need to do this summer but i done fucked it up. its all good. ill make that bank somehow someway. even if it means robbing niggas. because sometimes a nigga will just be sitting on something extravagant looking all dazed and shit. thats when me and big cray gonna come in with the burners and ski masks like whatwhat bitch, throw everything in the bag niggas.

I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning

I came home late last night like Dark:30 in the morning , i got out the cab and dropped my wallet between the curb and the street. The street was crazy wet from what left from the snowfall and my whole wallet was fucked the fucked up bad. Evrything got wet. So i put it in my coat side pocket because i didn't want the lower pockets to get wet. And i go in my building and its real quiet in there. Evrybody was sound asleep after bringing in the new year i guess. Now im just a couple of flights away from getting out of those clothes and into that warm comfortable bed. it wasn't a great nite that i could say. I didn't get pussy or anyting like that. And im entering the apartment and i realize i dont got my fuckin wallet again. i go backwards the way i came in up from the stairs to see if i dropped it somewhere in the building. its gotta be in the mahfuckin building im thinking. im on the second floor. nothing. i go down to the first floor and the entrance. fuckin nothing. then i hear this bitch. she say, "you want your wallet back?' and plus she got that evil laugh at the end. i turn around to see who the fuck this is and its this old fat bitch with the door to her apartment wide open. she just standing there holding it open with her big fat right arm. she this old Spanish lady who mad crazy. i once told her to stay in her fuckin cave because she was complaining on the day i moved in a big screen HD TV and i had to leave the front door open to get it in. so this crazy bitch now tellin me if i want my wallet back i have to go inside her place and 'get it from her' she said she was lonely on new years day and she dont want to go enta another decade without some lovin. im thinking ima just gonna approach her with the sexy ness and then grab the wallet out her hand and fuckin be out. i walk to the bitch and im smiling all strong all cool and then i go for the swipe and the bitch acted quick and threw it over her shoulder. im like dam, do i really got to fuck with this?

she had thrown my shit behind the couch and i seen it clearly. i played it off like i was now just gonna walk around and check out her space but she was being mad defensive and guarding me like i was going for the board. so when i go to pick up my wallet she stepped right on top of it with her fuckin foot. i lost my cool and said, 'dam, now why dont you just stop fuckin around and give me back my shit im not playin no more'
the bitch laughed. now she gonna be on some like what the fuck happened here type shit. im not proud of what i had to do next. just gotta say i HAD to do it. she had the wallet in her left hand. i ran right up to her and dead-armed her. she dropped the wallet right quick onto my feet as she started to scream and holla. then i called her out, i said look at me. i said, thats what you get for fuckin with other peoples shit. too bad you had to learn as old as you be. happy new year bitch