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Michael Clifford, Alias “Jah Blaze” Charged for Murder On Thursday the 12th of March 2009, about 2:00pm, Michael Clifford, alias “Jah Blaze” of Delcer, Choiseul, was charged by police, for the Murder of Anthony St.Clair, 24 Years also of Delcer, Choiseul. The charge was preferred at the Boredelais Correctional Facility, where he is currently serving a term for the possession of firearm. The incident involving the death of Anthony St.Clair occurred between Saturday the 19th of June 1999 and Thursday the 24th of June 1999, at the Gros-Piton, Union Vale, Choiseul. A Warrant of arrest in the First Instance was issued for the arrest of Michael Clifford, until he was arrested by members of the Special Services Unit (S.S.U.), who intercepted the vehicle he was traveling on, near the Vigie round-about, about 8:00pm, on Monday the 16th of February, 2009. Michael Clifford is scheduled to make an appearance in court, on Monday the 16th of March 2009, in relation to the Charge. Michael Clifford alias “Jah Blaze”

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true story, one day i was just walkin down the street somewhere downtown just boppin listenin to my ipod and i passed by this yogi class. yo. i saw mami in there like she had divine light shinin all upon her spandexed ass. i mean godamn she was fly like them glowin bugs in the summertime my lord.

so i just had to go in there. i opened the door and fuckin windchimes bangin all into the glass makin my entrance all official. ok. so then i go to the mats where all the ladies are twisted up and such like tight little fleshpretzels and then i seen her. im like, ay. whatsgood honey? and she looked at me funny. and i say. thats okay. i seen you from outside, feel me? you had your legs over your face thats prolly why you didnt see me but i just wanna know if we can go grab a cup of coffee after class. she said she had to go back to work and i say dam honey, you gave up a lunch break for pressin your pretty face up against a rubber mat? thats bugged. but ok shorty, do you. maybe some other time then. and i then i cut outta there.

peace crackhead kenny

you know how when you havin a good day and that good day is just you shinin. feelin good. feelin like nothin can get to you? then one penguin mahfucka gonna have to come along and change that all up on you.

this is how my june 4th went yall.
woke up. took a piss. showered. brushed my teeth. threw on some gear. stepped out the door and i know i forgot to grab my phone. took care of that then back out on my grizzle.
and i aint gonna front. i been working out on some real good girl who got some real good Vicious.
been hittin that for days yall. so that got me in a real good mindframe i guess. a nigga like me is walking around with that glow. ha.

first thing i needed to do was call up my man earl. earl had some information for me to hear and once he put me up on things , now i can catch a nice little breakfast or something from this little bagel shop joint around the way.
the first problem was the line. there was mad people in line just waiting for food. kind of like a disappointment , because i feel like my life is a fuckin movie and shit like a good old romantic comedy with happy white soft rock music in the soundtrack playing.
so thats got me on a ten minute or more setback. then right out of nowhere comes this nigga kenny. and kenny is really really cracked the fuck out. i mean, kenny is a mahfuckin crackhead mahfucka and he in the bagel shop doin heavy cinematic dramatics with me now. this is not good at all. all up in the scene loud as a mahfucka talkin about how he just need a coupla dollars for breakfast and shit. and believe me , i know how to handle crackheads. you gotta treat em like thrown out garbage. sort out the mess, then put it all together and put a twisty tie on top to keep it together. and i know how to handle this crackhead kenny. see, kenny and i go way back to elementary school. he was the mahfucka in the back of miss vaughn's first grade class eating glue and sniffing glitter. the nigga always been into somethin.

im like , kenneth. now i got duke's attention. thats some shit his momma and poppa only call him when he was in some shit.
i said, i want you to do you and leave me alone for now on. dont come up on me bothering me. dont talk to me. dont even look at me from across the street. now im gonna give you this fifty. this fifty is you agreeing to what i just done told you. you feel me? i want to you say i understand what this fifty means.
and kenny went to grab the fifty dollar bill, but i pulled back and said , nuh uh , i want you to tell me you understand that you not to ever be approaching me, talkin to me anymore. and if you do, thats your ass for real.

so he said, yeah i understand and i gave the fool the fifty and he was outta there quick like a crack hit heartbeat.

back by popular demand

yes yes. i'm back. new blog. you know how i gets down.
but just like any of them well made HBO series , it's only right to get y'all back up to speed

- 1. i'm JaH BLaZe. i'm a entreperneur. do all kinds of jobs here and there. this and that. i make money any which way i can really. and i travel. been around the world and shit. niggas in west london are my peoples and i dont feel comfortable in asia. no offense to them big-assed asian hoes, me love you hoes long time.

- 2. from time to time i will keep yous updated on the day-to-day side of things. that means altercations with penguins and birds who want to flap their feathers at me. this is JaH BLaZe , not no on-the-scene blog reporter nigga.

- 3. if you feel the need to hate , just take that shit to a messageboard you ostrich leg poke around in the sand type bitch.

- 4. this shit is intraactive, leave me questions if you want and if i feel like it, i will answer them. dont do anything you wouldnt want me to do to you and we cool. thats it and its all set like a blackberry with a 1-year hook-up