you know how when you havin a good day and that good day is just you shinin. feelin good. feelin like nothin can get to you? then one penguin mahfucka gonna have to come along and change that all up on you.
this is how my june 4th went yall.
woke up. took a piss. showered. brushed my teeth. threw on some gear. stepped out the door and i know i forgot to grab my phone. took care of that then back out on my grizzle.
and i aint gonna front. i been working out on some real good girl who got some real good Vicious.
been hittin that for days yall. so that got me in a real good mindframe i guess. a nigga like me is walking around with that glow. ha.
first thing i needed to do was call up my man earl. earl had some information for me to hear and once he put me up on things , now i can catch a nice little breakfast or something from this little bagel shop joint around the way.
the first problem was the line. there was mad people in line just waiting for food. kind of like a disappointment , because i feel like my life is a fuckin movie and shit like a good old romantic comedy with happy white soft rock music in the soundtrack playing.
so thats got me on a ten minute or more setback. then right out of nowhere comes this nigga kenny. and kenny is really really cracked the fuck out. i mean, kenny is a mahfuckin crackhead mahfucka and he in the bagel shop doin heavy cinematic dramatics with me now. this is not good at all. all up in the scene loud as a mahfucka talkin about how he just need a coupla dollars for breakfast and shit. and believe me , i know how to handle crackheads. you gotta treat em like thrown out garbage. sort out the mess, then put it all together and put a twisty tie on top to keep it together. and i know how to handle this crackhead kenny. see, kenny and i go way back to elementary school. he was the mahfucka in the back of miss vaughn's first grade class eating glue and sniffing glitter. the nigga always been into somethin.
im like , kenneth. now i got duke's attention. thats some shit his momma and poppa only call him when he was in some shit.
i said, i want you to do you and leave me alone for now on. dont come up on me bothering me. dont talk to me. dont even look at me from across the street. now im gonna give you this fifty. this fifty is you agreeing to what i just done told you. you feel me? i want to you say i understand what this fifty means.
and kenny went to grab the fifty dollar bill, but i pulled back and said , nuh uh , i want you to tell me you understand that you not to ever be approaching me, talkin to me anymore. and if you do, thats your ass for real.
so he said, yeah i understand and i gave the fool the fifty and he was outta there quick like a crack hit heartbeat.
